Beauty is skin deep, Geekness is to the core…

极客的时尚裤子


Fashion and technology have been dancing with each other for years now. Sadly, it’s not been the kind of dancing you see in movies where everyone seems to know when to pop-n-lock and bust out the serious Justin Timberlake moves, that eventually ends in a triumphant “tada!” with hands lifted in the air. No, sadly this dance looks more like Paris Hilton biting her toe nails while opening a jar of pickles with her iPhone. It makes no sense and is just wrong! Which brings me to this latest WTF moment by designer Erik De Nijs, Erik has stitched together this eye catching pair of “Beauty and the Geek” jeans. These “modern shaped trousers which is often worn by youngsters..” are the perfect solution for Googling quick exits while running from the fashion police. Ah, but look closely! Now as you jump over fences and dodge barking dogs, you can take your chase music with you. Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers that really add that extra level of excitement while sticking it to the man. Around back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your “mouse”(which will be your only friend at this point). And for you gamers, there is even a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper. Looking at the key arrangement I am oddly compelled to want to write “poop” over and over again.


时尚和科技已经共舞多年.不幸的是,这只舞并不是你在电影中常见到的那种人人都知道什么时候来个pop-n-lock(hip-hop的一种)舞步,然后来个标准的贾斯汀·汀布莱克动作,最后双手举在头上以胜利的的"踏踏"结束.不是这样的,他看起来更像帕丽斯·希尔顿边用她的iPhone打开一罐泡菜边咬着自己的脚指甲一样.没有任何意义,根本就是错的!设计师Erik De Nijs把我带到了最新的WTF世界,Erik 缝制了这条夺目的"Beauty and the Geek"牛仔裤."拥有时尚外型的最受年轻人欢迎的裤子"这样的字眼在搜索引擎上应该是对这条裤子的真实写照.噢,还请仔细看!现在你可以在你跳篱笆来躲避一条狂吠的狗的时候听着刺激的追击音乐:在膝盖处有一对大功率喇叭,当他们紧贴着你的身体的时候能提升你的额外感官刺激.后面口袋可以用来方便地放置你的鼠标(这时候他将是你唯一的朋友).为游戏玩家甚至准备了一个游戏手柄,就藏在前面的拉链后面.看着这些布置,奇怪的是我不由自主的一遍又一遍地写下这些废话.

Designer: Erik De Nijs